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The Parlour

Auditing Two Centuries of Mad Science

Fifty-two filings from the anatomy theatre, the stage, the studio and the Roslin Institute, in which a thing is built without a specification, abandoned on the first night, and blamed afterwards on the science.

By Casimir Vane

The Kitchen Desk

Cook Carries Egg Up Mountain, Discovers Water Has Stopped Trying

Water boils cooler as you climb, so the seven minutes that produced a hard egg at the trailhead produces a raw one at the summit. The pot is not the problem. The sky is.

By R. Dunmore

The Kitchen Desk

Tonight's Dinner Volunteers to Become Half of Tomorrow's Before You've Sat Down

The second meal is cheaper, faster, and better, but only if you design it into the first one tonight, while the oven is already hot.

By R. Dunmore

The Parlour

Grading Five Centuries of Witchcraft Against Its Own Paperwork

Ninety-two filings from the courtroom, the kitchen, the suburb and the shared lease — and the only register in the run whose founding documents were written by the people doing the prosecuting.

By Casimir Vane

Diversions

Public Works: A Story in Eighteen Panels, Told at One Panel Per Week

The paper's first comic strip. It is silent, it is weekly, and it concerns a routine municipal inspection. We are told it has an ending. We have chosen to trust the process.

By The Editor

Domestic Affairs

First-Name Basis With Your Toothpaste Is Closer Than Anyone Should Get

Tom, Jason, Davids and the bees, reviewed the way a food critic would, since they do go in your mouth twice a day.

By Vera Stipple

Diversions · Puzzle of the Day

Today's Maze

Trace a path from START to EXIT. Difficulty: Gentle. Pen, not pencil — we believe in you.

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