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From the Desk
The Working Canon of Alien Contact, Compiled From the Cinema, Which Would Not Lie to Us
The historical record of extraterrestrial arrival, assembled from the only archive available. With corrections, and one personnel matter regarding our staff illustrator.
By The Editor · 2026-07-06
From the Editor's Desk
We Regret to Report the Laundry Is Eternal, and Have Drawn the Obvious Conclusion
Every other problem in the house yields to owning less. One does not. We checked it against the definition of Hell and regret the match.
By The Editor · 2026-07-04
From the Editor's Desk
A Note on Why This Paper Has No Breaking News, and Never Will
We do not cover what is new. We cover what was always true and somehow never written down. This is a policy, not an oversight.
By The Editor · 2026-06-20
From the Desk
Dear Reader: On Why Any of This Had To Be Written Down
We are a manual with a masthead. Everything in these pages is real, testable, and faintly insulting in how obvious it turns out to be.
By The Editor · 2026-06-19
