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From the Editor's Desk
Notes on the edition, and notices from the paper.
Nothing filed yet.
From the Desk
Every Lens Their Makers Published, and an Em Dash Where They Did Not
Nine reference pages, four hundred and twenty-one lenses, and a compiler who has held almost none of them. The interesting column is the empty one.
By P. Lotor · 2026-09-19
From the Editor's Desk
We Regret to Report the Laundry Is Eternal, and Have Drawn the Obvious Conclusion
Every other problem in the house yields to owning less. One does not. We checked it against the definition of Hell and regret the match.
By The Editor · 2026-07-04
From the Editor's Desk
A Note on Why This Paper Has No Breaking News, and Never Will
We do not cover what is new. We cover what was always true and somehow never written down. This is a policy, not an oversight.
By The Editor · 2026-06-20
From the Desk
Dear Reader: On Why Any of This Had To Be Written Down
We are a manual with a masthead. Everything in these pages is real, testable, and faintly insulting in how obvious it turns out to be.
By The Editor · 2026-06-19
Out of season
Filed until the season comes round again. Every piece is still at its address.
