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Diversions

Public Works: A Story in Eighteen Panels, Told at One Panel Per Week

The paper's first comic strip. It is silent, it is weekly, and it concerns a routine municipal inspection. We are told it has an ending. We have chosen to trust the process.

By The Editor

The Parlour

Conceding That the Demons Keep Better Records

Fifty-four filings from the cinema, the shelf, the stage and the schedules, on what to do when something has moved in that was not on the lease, and whom to call.

By Casimir Vane

From the Editor's Desk

Dear Reader: On Why Any of This Had To Be Written Down

We are a manual with a masthead. Everything in these pages is real, testable, and faintly insulting in how obvious it turns out to be.

By The Editor

Domestic Affairs

It Is Probably a Bee, You Have Never Met Most Bees, and One of Them Is a Fly

The small, fast, agile thing working your bush is almost certainly a bee, just not one of the two you grew up naming. A field key for the other nineteen thousand species.

By Wren Marsh

Domestic Affairs

You Did Not Forget the Toilet Paper; You Have No Reorder Point

Running out of the one thing you cannot run out of is not absent-mindedness. It is a missing threshold, and the threshold is one line of arithmetic.

By Iris Petty

The Parlour

The Only Measurement in This Archive Is on the Ghost Page, and It Is a Fan

Seven rulings graded against the register: one refereed paper with a number in it, a founding document its own author withdrew in 1888, and a household finding that rests in part on a cartoon dog.

By Casimir Vane

Diversions · Puzzle of the Day

Today's Maze

Trace a path from START to EXIT. Difficulty: Gentle. Pen, not pencil — we believe in you.

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