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Domestic Affairs

It Is Probably a Bee, You Have Never Met Most Bees, and One of Them Is a Fly

The small, fast, agile thing working your bush is almost certainly a bee, just not one of the two you grew up naming. A field key for the other nineteen thousand species.

By Wren Marsh

Domestic Affairs

The $140 Sheet and the $1,600 Sheet Are the Same Plant. You Are Paying for Which Continent Touched It Last.

Linen bedding spans a twelvefold price range for one fiber. We priced the whole bed three ways, did the per-night arithmetic, and checked what the money actually buys.

By Hollis Carver

The Kitchen Desk

Cook Discovers He Has Been Paying for Water He Already Owned

Stock is not a recipe. It is the refusal to throw out the parts of dinner that still have a job to do.

By R. Dunmore

Domestic Affairs

Flushing the Toilet Declares War on the Shower; a $40 Valve Brokers Peace

The scald when someone flushes is not a quirk of old pipes. It is an unregulated pressure split, and it has a standard part number.

By M. Plumb

Domestic Affairs

Knob Meets Wall in a Thirty-Year Campaign of Attrition

The dent behind the door is not an accident of use. It is the predictable output of hanging a swinging slab beside a fixed obstacle and shipping it without a stop.

By Hollis Carver

From the Editor's Desk

A Note on Why This Paper Has No Breaking News, and Never Will

We do not cover what is new. We cover what was always true and somehow never written down. This is a policy, not an oversight.

By The Editor

Diversions · Puzzle of the Day

Sudoku

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