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The Parlour

Auditing Two Centuries of Mad Science

Fifty-two filings from the anatomy theatre, the stage, the studio and the Roslin Institute, in which a thing is built without a specification, abandoned on the first night, and blamed afterwards on the science.

By Casimir Vane

Domestic Affairs

It Is Probably a Bee, You Have Never Met Most Bees, and One of Them Is a Fly

The small, fast, agile thing working your bush is almost certainly a bee, just not one of the two you grew up naming. A field key for the other nineteen thousand species.

By Wren Marsh

The Kitchen Desk

Tonight's Dinner Volunteers to Become Half of Tomorrow's Before You've Sat Down

The second meal is cheaper, faster, and better, but only if you design it into the first one tonight, while the oven is already hot.

By R. Dunmore

Domestic Affairs

The $140 Sheet and the $1,600 Sheet Are the Same Plant. You Are Paying for Which Continent Touched It Last.

Linen bedding spans a twelvefold price range for one fiber. We priced the whole bed three ways, did the per-night arithmetic, and checked what the money actually buys.

By Hollis Carver

Domestic Affairs

The Smell Arrives Before the Stain, Because You Are Smelling the Microbes Themselves

The musty note in the bathroom is not a nuisance to mask. It is an early-warning chemical signal, and your nose is absurdly good at reading it.

By Vera Stipple

Domestic Affairs

Eight Pairs Stand Between You and a Legally Interesting Underwear Situation

Owning the right number of socks is not a personality. It is a buffer calculation, and it fits on one line.

By Iris Petty

Diversions · Puzzle of the Day

Sudoku

Fill every row, column, and box with the digits 1 through 9. A single unique solution exists.

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