The Parlour · The desk recommends
A reading list rather than an argument: eight filings from the register that between them predict most of the rest, and the secondary literature the register was built from.
By Constance Tally
The Parlour
Fifty-two filings from the anatomy theatre, the stage, the studio and the Roslin Institute, in which a thing is built without a specification, abandoned on the first night, and blamed afterwards on the science.
By Casimir Vane
The Parlour
A hundred and thirty-seven filings from the cinema, the shelf, the stage and the schedules, sorted by when the events claim to have happened rather than by when somebody got round to printing them — an arrangement in which you can watch the rules get invented, which is the only genuinely gripping thing about my own paperwork.
By Casimir Vane
The Parlour
Eight rulings graded against the register: the head shot is the best-supported rule on either seasonal page, nobody has ever agreed on the cause, and the single most confidently known fact about the zombie arrives seventeen years after the founding film in a picture that was joking.
By Casimir Vane
Domestic Affairs
Owning the right number of socks is not a personality. It is a buffer calculation, and it fits on one line.
By Iris Petty
The Parlour
Fifty-three filings from the cane field, the farmhouse, the shopping mall and the apartment block, sorted by when the events claim to have happened rather than by when somebody got round to printing them — and carrying, over my objection, eighty years of documents in which the zombie is the injured party and 1968 is where the word changed sides.
By Casimir Vane
Domestic Affairs
The musty note in the bathroom is not a nuisance to mask. It is an early-warning chemical signal, and your nose is absurdly good at reading it.
By Vera Stipple
Diversions · Puzzle of the Day
Our staff illustrator has prepared two versions of today's scene. Seven small details have been changed. Can you find them all?
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The Sections
What the household owns, cleans, stocks, repairs, and shares its premises with.
Food, cooking, and provisioning meals that continue tomorrow.
What the household reads and watches, listed rather than reviewed, and kept here all year: the registers, the tens and the family files.
The puzzles page, and the strip. Sincerely presented. Quietly impossible.
Notes on the edition, and notices from the paper.
